"Not the One" - Unisex T-Shirt

Let’s get one thing straight—I came to look cute, not to sprint! This tee says what your face already did: if it’s time to run, count me out. Perfect for those who believe in style over cardio, this shirt is equal parts sass and honesty.

✨ Super soft, comfy fit that lets you walk (not run) through life in style
😂 Guaranteed to make your friends laugh—and strangers nod in agreement
🔥 Limited stock—because like your patience for running, it won’t last long!

Add this to your cart before it dashes away—because running isn’t your thing, but clicking add to cart definitely is.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Please allow 7-10 days to receive product. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!